Fuck You, I Will Do What You Tell Me (Big Day Out 2008)
February 10th, 2008but I won’t be polite about it.

Regurgitator
Well for the first time I ended up going to Big Day Out by myself because my friends are either too stingy, (ie don’t have enough money,) or have a terrible taste in music, (ie didn’t like the bands that were playing.) I skipped most of the early stuff and only arrived mid-afternoon. When I arrived Midnight Juggernauts were playing. Not really my sort of thing, I’ve only listened to them briefly before. Regurgitator was the first band that I had on my “to see” list. It appears that they enjoy their old stuff better than their new stuff, they played all their classics, mostly stuff from Unit. They weren’t afraid to swear and played all their obscene ones which meant they played favourites suck as “I Sucked A Lot Of Cock”. I also really enjoyed their stage demeanour. All four of them came out dressed completely in white including white sunnies. In between songs they got the crowd to curse random people and the police blimp. Defiantly one of my highlights from the day was Regurgitator getting the entire crowd to turn around and flip said blimp off. While I’m on the subject of the blimp it appears to have been pretty pointless. This was the only point in the day that I could actually see it, (yes, I was looking for it at other times.) So I don’t know if they took it down, it crashed or they realised it was a waste of money and stopped using it. As always with Big Day Out half the action is in the crowd. At this stop there was a security guard with a fetish for rather large woman. He would walk up to them with the hose and spray directly onto their chests.

Battles
Next up was Battles. I only listened to these guy’s album, Mirrored, in the last week or so and I absolutely love it. That being said they were kind of average live. They paid little attention to the audience and they dragged a lot of it out, (at least it seemed like that to me.) However I do give them massive kudos for some of the stuff they played. At one point during Atlas they had one on bass, one on drums and two of them both playing keyboard with one hand and guitar with the other. Although it wasn’t the least rock-and-roll thing I saw yesterday it was right up there, their drummer. During one of their songs he held a stick with bells on it with both hands and shook it back and forth above his head. This then caused his whole body to wobble. It was an odd sight to see.

The Naked Guy

Spoon
The band I was most looking forward to was Spoon. They have been one of my favourite bands for a while, Kill the Moonlight would have to be one of my favourite albums and “The Two Sides of Monsieur Valentine” one of my favourite songs. Last year’s album, Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga, didn’t fail to impress and I was glad to see it make many music critics’ top ten lists. They play all the songs I wanted like “The Way We Get By”, “I Turn My Camera On”, “My Little Japanese Cigarette Case” and “The Beast and The Dragon Adored”. I honestly can’t think of any other songs I would have liked them to play. They also had excellent stage manner like Regurgitator. They really seemed to enjoy having the crowd sing along and know all the words. After they played “The Ghost of You Lingers” (which was fantastically done, really loud and quite tight,) they said that they received an email that morning claiming that it was the only good song of their album, most of the crowd disagreed with this sentiment. The freakfest managed to arrive to this set and brought with it the least rock-and-roll thing I saw there: a balding man with no real definition to his body who stripped down to his jocks and hugged everyone around him. I didn’t let this ruin the set though. Spoon played fantastically, Britt Daniel is an amazing frontman and they really added something to their songs as they played them live.

The Arcade Fire

Billy Bragg,Tom Morello and Anti-Flag
After Spoon finished I swung by the main stage to try and find one of my friends who was watching Arcade Fire. They were good enough but I’m not really familiar with their music. I thought it was pretty cool that they had a pipe organ on stage. Unable to find my friend I went to catch the end of Tom Morello’s solo set as The Nightwatchman. I really wish that I had swung by earlier, I only heard two songs but they were played with such enthusiasm and energy. For his last song he called on Anti-Flag and Billy Bragg (who I missed unfortunately though I hear his levels were all wrong,) to back him up on a cover of Midnight Oil’s “Beds Are Burning.” He really got into it and got the whole crowd to jump around and go nuts. It became apparent though that he may not be all there in the head when he started ranting about Rage Against The Machine sort of things like “history is written by you people” and “we must fight American imperialism wherever it rears it’s ugly head,” (not saying that I disagree but he was very odd about it and it sounded like he needed a tin foil hat.)

Silverchair
After a quick bite to eat I headed over to the main stages to get in position for Bjork and I ended up with a fairly good spot just off the D barrier right in front of her stage. When I arrived Silverchair were playing. I really do not like their new stuff, it’s very plain and poppy. Their live show sounded very different but they tried to build themselves into something they’re not. Everything sounded a lot more raw and rock driven than on recording. Daniel Johns put on a really phony American accent and got started yelling stuff like “how are y’all doing”, note that this was not in an ironic way. He was really trying to emulate the style of the large American bands which I think was a terrible choice, most Aussie bands that I’ve seen are much more chilled and talk to the audience in a different way. He also spent a lot of time between songs with fillers like getting the crowd to “yell one! Now two! Now one! Now Three!” The only positive part of their set was “Freak” which went off with everyone.

Finally Bjork came on, she’s missing more in the head than Tom Morello but she was so fantastic. Her horn section came on like a funeral procession all dressed in a bizzare sort of uniform and Bjork herself followed, also in a rather odd dress. Unfortunately her DJ, drummer and keyboard played didn’t follow the dress code, I think it would have looked much more impressive if they had all dressed up. Bjork live is a mix of music, art and interpretive dance. Her DJ pulled out various really cool looking electronic instruments for each song. She played a really good mix of songs, both new and old, slow and fast, soft and loud. However it seemed to go over the head of many Rage Against The Machine fans, I’m told that those by the other stage started booing her. At one point two someone inebriated fellows stood next to me and they seemed quite confused about her horn section’s dress code. In fact pretty much everything that Bjork presented went right over her head and I suspect that this would be an accurate portrayal of many there. The only thing they seemed to realise was that there were cool lasers. If she comes to Perth again I will defiantly see her again, hopefully in a more intimate setting where everyone there has more of a clue about what is happening. She also had a really cute way of saying “thank you” after every song which due to her really strong accent came out more like “tink you”.

LCD Soundsystem
Towards the end of her set I left however to go see LCD Soundsystem. On my way to the boiler room I had to wade through a massive crowd. So many people were walking back that I thought I had missed the band but alas it was just people bailing to go see Rage. This was very good for me as it allowed me to get very close to the front. Just after I arrived they launched into North American Scum with a huge backing ensemble, mostly extra singers. It seemed that it was more like a rotating group of musicians than an actual band. This allowed for some great in between songs banter between James Murphy and the crowd. They mostly played songs from last year’s album Sound of Silver. Overall it was a pretty tight set though I would have liked to hear Daft Punk Are Playing at My House but you can’t always get what you want. By the time they had finished I was pretty tired. A lot of my friends said that I had to see Rage Against The Machine so I headed over to the main stages. It was pretty packed and I couldn’t really find a decent spot so I went home.

Obligatory Rage Against The Machine picture, yes I really dont like them